Vintage black t-shirt, front: "When angry, count four; when very angry, swear." Mark Twain.

Navy t-shirt, front: "When angry, count four; when very angry, swear." Mark Twain.

“When angry, count four; when very angry, swear.”Mark Twain · Quote T-Shirt

Every family has one. The person who can make one curse word work as a noun, a verb and an adjective, all in a single sentence. Basically Roy Kent.

Twain opened the same chapter with a second saying: “All say, ‘How hard it is that we have to die’—a strange complaint to come from the mouths of people who have had to live.”

The four tally marks are the count. Anything past them is up to you.

Wear it to the reunion. Someone there will read it out loud.

Color:

Vintage Black Navy

Size:

Fit & Fabric

Our shirts are cut differently from style to style, so check this chart before you order. All measurements are in inches, taken laid flat.

Size	Chest width	Length
XS	16½	27
S	18	28
M	20	29
L	22	30
XL	24	31
2XL	26	32

How to measure: Lay a tee you like flat. Measure straight across the chest, armpit to armpit. Pick the size with the closest chest width. Length runs from the top of the shoulder to the hem.

Fabric: 100% combed, ring-spun cotton, 4.2 oz per square yard. Lightweight and pre-shrunk.

Care: Wash inside out in cold water. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Don't iron the print. Don't bleach or dry clean.

Each piece can differ from the chart by up to 2 inches.