Black organic sweatshirt, front: "When angry, count four; when very angry, swear." Mark Twain.

Navy organic sweatshirt, front: "When angry, count four; when very angry, swear." Mark Twain.

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When Very Angry, Swear — Mark Twain Quote Organic Sweatshirt

$57.00

Color:

Black French Navy

Size:

Fit & Fabric

Our shirts are cut differently from style to style, so check this chart before you order. All measurements are in inches, taken laid flat.

Size	Chest width	Length
S	20⅛	26¾
M	21¼	27½
L	22½	28⅜
XL	23⅝	29⅛
XXL	24¾	29⅞

How to measure: Lay a sweatshirt you like flat. Measure straight across the chest, armpit to armpit. Pick the size with the closest chest width. Length runs from the top of the shoulder to the hem.

Fabric: 80% organic cotton, 20% recycled polyester, 8.26 oz per square yard. Organic cotton outside, French terry inside.

Care: Wash inside out in cold water. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Don’t iron the print. Don’t bleach or dry clean.

Each piece can differ from the chart by up to 2 inches.

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Two hours, the map said. You’re on hour five, the kids are counting cows, and you’re counting something else.

“When angry, count four; when very angry, swear.”
— Mark Twain
The Tragedy of Pudd’nhead Wilson, Ch. X, 1894. We check every line against a primary source.

Twain credited it to Pudd’nhead Wilson’s Calendar, the made-up almanac of a small-town lawyer. The novel calls it “a little dab of ostensible philosophy, usually in ironical form.”

Organic cotton.

Wear it through the front door when you finally make it home.

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When Very Angry, Swear — Mark Twain Quote Organic Sweatshirt

$57.00