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Black phone case for iPhone 11, back: "When angry, count four; when very angry, swear." Mark Twain.
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When Very Angry, Swear — Mark Twain Quote Phone Case

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Hold music, minute forty. The recording asks for your account number. Again.

“When angry, count four; when very angry, swear.”
— Mark Twain
The Tragedy of Pudd’nhead Wilson, Ch. X, 1894. We check every line against a primary source.

Twain’s wording is “count four,” not “count to four.” The semicolon is his too.

The four strokes under the second line keep the tally, so you don’t have to.

It’s in your hand a hundred times a day. Glance at it before you say the next thing.

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Black phone case for iPhone 11, back: "When angry, count four; when very angry, swear." Mark Twain.
When Very Angry, Swear — Mark Twain Quote Phone Case Sale price$32.00