Black t-shirt, front: “PHILOSOPHY, n. A route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing.” Ambrose Bierce.

Philosophy, n. — Ambrose Bierce Definition T-Shirt

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Three books on how to live, all highlighted. Each one says the other two got it backward. It's midnight, and you have no idea what to do Monday.

"PHILOSOPHY, n. A route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing."
— Ambrose Bierce
Literary definition. The Devil's Dictionary, 1911. We check every line against a primary source.

Bierce fought at Shiloh at nineteen. After that, grand answers didn't impress him much. The jokes kept coming anyway.

Wear it to the dinner party. Somebody will want to argue.

Read the full story behind this definition: The Man Who Defined the Devil Out of Language.

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