{"title":"Ambrose Bierce","description":"\u003cp\u003eAmbrose Bierce fought in some of the Civil War’s worst engagements — Shiloh, Chickamauga, Kennesaw Mountain — and came out the other side with a bone-deep distrust of heroism, authority, and the kind of optimism that requires you to look away from evidence. He spent the next four decades as a columnist and journalist in San Francisco, where he was known as “Bitter Bierce” and feared by politicians, frauds, and sentimentalists with equal reason.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eBorn: June 24, 1842, Meigs County, Ohio\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eDisappeared: c. January 1914, Mexico (presumed dead)\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eEra: American Realism; Gilded Age journalism\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eMajor works: \u003cem\u003eThe Devil’s Dictionary\u003c\/em\u003e (1906 revised edition; serialized from 1881), \u003cem\u003eTales of Soldiers and Civilians\u003c\/em\u003e (1891), \u003cem\u003eCan Such Things Be?\u003c\/em\u003e (1893)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe Devil’s Dictionary\u003c\/em\u003e is his masterwork: a lexicon assembled over three decades, one entry at a time, that redefined the English language from the inside. Each definition is constructed like a trap. You walk in thinking it’s about the word. You walk out realizing it was about you. His entry for \u003cstrong\u003eALONE\u003c\/strong\u003e: “In bad company.” His entry for \u003cstrong\u003ePOSITIVE\u003c\/strong\u003e: “Mistaken at the top of one’s voice.” His entry for \u003cstrong\u003eADMIRATION\u003c\/strong\u003e: “Our polite recognition of another’s resemblance to ourselves.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eHis method was satire, but his mechanism was philosophy: compress a century of human self-deception into a single sentence and let it keep working after the laugh stops. The definitions that have lasted aren’t jokes. They are compressed truths delivered with a punchline instead of a sermon — which is why they’ve survived when a great deal of more earnest writing has not.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIn 1913, at seventy-one, he rode into revolutionary Mexico and was never seen again. He had written ahead to a friend: “If you hear of my being stood up against a Mexican stone wall and shot to rags, please know that I think it a pretty good way to depart this life. It beats old age, disease, or falling down the cellar stairs.” His exit was entirely consistent with a man who spent his whole life refusing to pretend that endings are comfortable. He left a body of work that rewards rereading every time the world confirms his suspicions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eFor the clear-eyed, the unsentimental, and anyone who has ever needed a single sentence to say the thing that a polite paragraph keeps dancing around.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"resemblance-to-ourselves-bierce-devils-dictionary-t-shirt","title":"Resemblance to Ourselves — Bierce Devil's Dictionary T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eBierce wrote this for \u003cem\u003eThe Devil's Dictionary\u003c\/em\u003e between 1881 and 1906. He defined admiration as a mirror. He wasn't wrong.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eAmbrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary (1906)\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"ADMIRATION, n. Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBierce compiled thirty years of newspaper-column entries into \u003cem\u003eThe Devil's Dictionary\u003c\/em\u003e — a book he'd been writing, a definition at a time, since 1875. Each entry was a small trap: you walked in thinking it was about the word, and walked out realizing it was about you. The ADMIRATION entry is the trap at its best. You've done it — admired someone who thinks like you, reads what you read, agrees with what you already believe, and called it taste. The \"polite\" part is the kicker: Bierce isn't accusing you of anything crude. He's noting that self-admiration has very good manners.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eThe Design\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe dictionary-entry format does what the definition does: it arrives as objective record and lands as personal verdict. ADMIRATION, n. at the top — formal, authoritative — and then the definition underneath delivers the ambush. The gold rule between definition and attribution is the pause where you realize you're in it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAlso in the Devil's Dictionary set: \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/quoteiac.com\/products\/nowhere-to-nothing-bierce-devils-dictionary-t-shirt\"\u003eNowhere to Nothing\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/quoteiac.com\/products\/bad-company-bierce-devils-dictionary-phone-case\"\u003eBad Company\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/quoteiac.com\/products\/top-of-ones-voice-bierce-devils-dictionary-phone-case\"\u003eTop of One's Voice\u003c\/a\u003e, and \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/quoteiac.com\/products\/when-you-wish-him-to-listen-bierce-phone-case\"\u003eWhen You Wish Him to Listen\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eAbout This Tee\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% combed and ring-spun cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFabric weight: 4.2 oz\/yd² (142 g\/m²)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRetail fit, true to size\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSide-seamed construction\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMachine washable, cold water\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eQuoteiac logo on the left sleeve\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWho It's For\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe self-aware reader who finds Bierce funnier the more honest they're being\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who's described someone as brilliant right after they agreed with something you said\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe one who can laugh at the mirror — who's caught themselves praising themselves through someone else\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWear the recognition.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eAmbrose Bierce, in Plain English\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLived: 1842–1914(?), Ohio-born, San Francisco-made\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFought in some of the bloodiest battles of the Civil War — Shiloh, Chickamauga — and never stopped writing about what he saw there\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSpent thirty years as a newspaper columnist in San Francisco, where he was known as \"Bitter Bierce\" and feared by politicians, frauds, and sentimentalists alike\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDisappeared into Mexico in 1913, age 71, and was never found — the most fittingly strange exit in American literary history\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cem\u003eThe Devil's Dictionary\u003c\/em\u003e was published in pieces over decades before it became a book in 1906 — each entry a surgical strike on self-deception\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSize Chart (Bella + Canvas)\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eWidth (in)\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eLength (in)\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eXS\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e16.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eS\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e18\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eM\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eXL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e2XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e","brand":"Quoteiac","offers":[{"title":"XS","offer_id":42729797419102,"sku":"5136181_9527","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S","offer_id":42729797451870,"sku":"5136181_4016","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":42729797484638,"sku":"5136181_4017","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":42729797517406,"sku":"5136181_4018","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":42729797550174,"sku":"5136181_4019","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":42729797582942,"sku":"5136181_4020","price":34.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0554\/8664\/4318\/files\/Resemblance_to_Ourselves_Tee_Ambrose_Bierce.png?v=1777777917"},{"product_id":"nowhere-to-nothing-bierce-devils-dictionary-t-shirt","title":"Nowhere to Nothing — Bierce Devil's Dictionary T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eBierce published this definition in a newspaper column between 1881 and 1906. He had been to war, watched a country lie to itself, and had views on philosophy accordingly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eAmbrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary (1906)\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"PHILOSOPHY, n. A route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing.\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBierce wrote near the end of a career built on distrust. He'd survived Shiloh; he'd watched the Gilded Age replace one set of certainties with another. The line isn't nihilism — it's diagnosis. Every philosophy promises a route; Bierce is noting that the roads are real, the walking is real, and the destination tends to be exactly where you started, but emptier. It's not that thinking is useless. It's that systems that think for you usually aren't.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eThe Design\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe design uses the same structure Bierce used: the authoritative headword at the top, the definition beneath it, the gold rule below that, then the attribution — small and precise. PHILOSOPHY, n. arrives with gravity. The route it promises arrives on the next line. The gold line is the moment before you realize the joke is on the journey.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAlso in the Devil's Dictionary set: \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/quoteiac.com\/products\/resemblance-to-ourselves-bierce-devils-dictionary-t-shirt\"\u003eResemblance to Ourselves\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/quoteiac.com\/products\/bad-company-bierce-devils-dictionary-phone-case\"\u003eBad Company\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/quoteiac.com\/products\/top-of-ones-voice-bierce-devils-dictionary-phone-case\"\u003eTop of One's Voice\u003c\/a\u003e, and \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/quoteiac.com\/products\/when-you-wish-him-to-listen-bierce-phone-case\"\u003eWhen You Wish Him to Listen\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eAbout This Tee\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% combed and ring-spun cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFabric weight: 4.2 oz\/yd² (142 g\/m²)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRetail fit, true to size\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSide-seamed construction\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMachine washable, cold water\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eQuoteiac logo on the left sleeve\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWho It's For\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe skeptic who keeps reading anyway — who finished the syllabus and still had questions\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who's read the final chapter of a philosophy book and felt like they'd walked in a circle\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe one who's ever suspected the map wasn't the territory\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWear the doubt.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eAmbrose Bierce, in Plain English\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLived: 1842–1914(?), raised in Indiana, formed by war and the American West\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHis Civil War service gave him a permanent distrust of heroism, certainty, and anything that claimed to lead somewhere\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWrote journalism, fiction, and definition-as-art for four decades — then walked into Mexico in 1913 and vanished without a trace\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePhilosophy was a frequent target in \u003cem\u003eThe Devil's Dictionary\u003c\/em\u003e: he saved his sharpest entries for the systems that promised the most and delivered the least\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHis skepticism wasn't nihilism — it was precision. He didn't hate ideas; he hated false ones dressed up in robes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSize Chart (Bella + Canvas)\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eWidth (in)\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eLength (in)\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eXS\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e16.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eS\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e18\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eM\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eXL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e2XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e","brand":"Quoteiac","offers":[{"title":"XS","offer_id":42729889792094,"sku":"6151910_9527","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S","offer_id":42729889824862,"sku":"6151910_4016","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":42729889857630,"sku":"6151910_4017","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":42729889890398,"sku":"6151910_4018","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":42729889923166,"sku":"6151910_4019","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":42729889955934,"sku":"6151910_4020","price":34.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0554\/8664\/4318\/files\/Nowhere_to_Nothing_Tee_Ambrose_Bierce.png?v=1777778978"},{"product_id":"when-you-wish-him-to-listen-bierce-phone-case","title":"When You Wish Him to Listen — Bierce Phone Case","description":"\u003cp\u003eAmbrose Bierce spent decades as a newspaper columnist watching people talk past each other with complete confidence. Eventually he started writing it down — alphabetically, as definitions. \u003cem\u003eThe Devil's Dictionary\u003c\/em\u003e is the result.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eAmbrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary (1906)\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"BORE, n. A person who talks when you wish him to listen.\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHis definition of a bore isn't theoretical — it was assembled from field observation over many years of dinners, banquets, and politicians. What makes the entry precise is the reversal: a bore isn't defined by what they say, they're defined by what they prevent. The wish is yours; the deprivation is theirs to deliver. One sentence, and you can picture the exact person — and the exact moment you gave up on the conversation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eThe Design\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDictionary format on black: BORE, n. in bold at the top, the definition below it in clean italic, the gold rule, then Bierce's name and source. It looks like a reference entry. It reads like a verdict on someone you know.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAlso in the Devil's Dictionary set: \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/quoteiac.com\/products\/bad-company-bierce-devils-dictionary-phone-case\"\u003eBad Company\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/quoteiac.com\/products\/top-of-ones-voice-bierce-devils-dictionary-phone-case\"\u003eTop of One's Voice\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/quoteiac.com\/products\/resemblance-to-ourselves-bierce-devils-dictionary-t-shirt\"\u003eResemblance to Ourselves\u003c\/a\u003e, and \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/quoteiac.com\/products\/nowhere-to-nothing-bierce-devils-dictionary-t-shirt\"\u003eNowhere to Nothing\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eAbout This Case\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTough dual-layer construction — flexible TPU inner layer, hard polycarbonate outer shell\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRaised edges protect the screen and camera\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWireless charging compatible — works with most Qi enabled devices\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable for iPhone 11 through iPhone 17 Pro Max\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003eCare note: keep away from liquids with high alcohol content and prolonged direct sunlight to preserve the design.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWho It's For\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe person who values a good listener. The one who's sat through too many monologues. Anyone who's nodded politely while thinking of an exit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCarry the silence.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eAmbrose Bierce, in Plain English\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLived: 1842–1914(?), Civil War veteran, San Francisco journalist, professional antagonist\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAs a newspaper columnist, he attended parties, dinners, and civic events for decades — extensive research material for his definition of a bore\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHis column \"Prattle\" ran in the San Francisco Examiner for years under William Randolph Hearst, where he skewered everyone from senators to socialites\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHe reportedly had very few close friends, and the ones he kept tended to be good listeners\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDisappeared into revolutionary Mexico in 1913; what happened next has never been established\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Quoteiac","offers":[{"title":"iPhone 11","offer_id":42729895034974,"sku":"5829995_15392","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"iPhone 11 Pro","offer_id":42729895067742,"sku":"5829995_15393","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"iPhone 11 Pro Max","offer_id":42729895100510,"sku":"5829995_15394","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"iPhone 12 mini","offer_id":42729895133278,"sku":"5829995_15396","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"iPhone 12","offer_id":42729895166046,"sku":"5829995_15395","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"iPhone 12 Pro","offer_id":42729895198814,"sku":"5829995_15397","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"iPhone 12 Pro Max","offer_id":42729895231582,"sku":"5829995_15398","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"iPhone 13 mini","offer_id":42729895264350,"sku":"5829995_15400","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"iPhone 13","offer_id":42729895297118,"sku":"5829995_15399","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"iPhone 13 Pro","offer_id":42729895329886,"sku":"5829995_15401","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"iPhone 13 Pro Max","offer_id":42729895362654,"sku":"5829995_15402","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"iPhone 14","offer_id":42729895395422,"sku":"5829995_16125","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"iPhone 14 Plus","offer_id":42729895428190,"sku":"5829995_16129","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"iPhone 14 Pro","offer_id":42729895460958,"sku":"5829995_16127","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"iPhone 14 Pro Max","offer_id":42729895493726,"sku":"5829995_16131","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"iPhone 15","offer_id":42729895526494,"sku":"5829995_17715","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"iPhone 15 Plus","offer_id":42729895559262,"sku":"5829995_17717","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"iPhone 15 Pro","offer_id":42729895592030,"sku":"5829995_17719","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"iPhone 15 Pro Max","offer_id":42729895624798,"sku":"5829995_17721","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"iPhone 16","offer_id":42729895657566,"sku":"5829995_20306","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"iPhone 16 Plus","offer_id":42729895690334,"sku":"5829995_20307","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"iPhone 16 Pro","offer_id":42729895723102,"sku":"5829995_20308","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"iPhone 16 Pro Max","offer_id":42729895755870,"sku":"5829995_20309","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"iPhone 17","offer_id":42729895788638,"sku":"5829995_33989","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"iPhone 17 Air","offer_id":42729895821406,"sku":"5829995_33990","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"iPhone 17 Pro","offer_id":42729895854174,"sku":"5829995_33991","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"iPhone 17 Pro Max","offer_id":42729895886942,"sku":"5829995_33992","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0554\/8664\/4318\/files\/When_You_Wish_Him_to_Listen_Phone_Case_Ambrose_Bierce.png?v=1777778206"},{"product_id":"top-of-ones-voice-bierce-devils-dictionary-phone-case","title":"Top of One's Voice — Bierce Devil's Dictionary Phone Case","description":"\u003cp\u003eBierce published \"The Devil's Dictionary\" between 1881 and 1906 in a newspaper column, one definition at a time. He never ran out of targets.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eAmbrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary (1906)\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"POSITIVE, adj. Mistaken at the top of one's voice.\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOne of Bierce's most surgical entries — a single sentence that describes an entire personality type. He wasn't writing about doubt or humility; he was writing about the particular confidence that scales inversely with accuracy. You've met this person. You may have briefly been this person. The volume is the tell: the certainty that requires an audience is the thing Bierce is naming — not skepticism as a virtue, but noise as a substitute for being right.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eThe Design\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe dictionary entry format on matte black does exactly what the definition does: it arrives with authority and delivers a quiet correction. POSITIVE, adj. at the top in bold — the part that sounds certain. The definition below it is the part that isn't.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAlso in the Devil's Dictionary set: \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/quoteiac.com\/products\/bad-company-bierce-devils-dictionary-phone-case\"\u003eBad Company\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/quoteiac.com\/products\/when-you-wish-him-to-listen-bierce-phone-case\"\u003eWhen You Wish Him to Listen\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/quoteiac.com\/products\/resemblance-to-ourselves-bierce-devils-dictionary-t-shirt\"\u003eResemblance to Ourselves\u003c\/a\u003e, and \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/quoteiac.com\/products\/nowhere-to-nothing-bierce-devils-dictionary-t-shirt\"\u003eNowhere to Nothing\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eAbout This Case\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTough dual-layer construction — flexible TPU inner layer, hard polycarbonate outer shell\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRaised edges protect the screen and camera\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWireless charging compatible — works with most Qi enabled devices\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable for iPhone 11 through iPhone 17 Pro Max\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003eCare note: keep away from liquids with high alcohol content and prolonged direct sunlight to preserve the design.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWho It's For\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe one who's learned to distrust certainty. The person who knows that conviction and correctness aren't the same thing. Anyone who's turned down the volume on their own opinions and gotten clearer for it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCarry the correction.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eAmbrose Bierce, in Plain English\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLived: 1842–1914(?), Ohio-born, shaped by four years of Civil War combat and forty years in American journalism\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHe covered the noisiest era in American public life — the Gilded Age — and wrote through all of it with a pen dipped in something corrosive\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHis targets included optimists, boosters, politicians who knew they were right, and anyone who confused volume with truth\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cem\u003eThe Devil's Dictionary\u003c\/em\u003e was his masterwork: a lexicon for people who'd rather know what a word actually means than what it's supposed to mean\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVanished in Mexico, 1913 — exactly the kind of exit a man who trusted nothing would have designed for himself\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Quoteiac","offers":[{"title":"iPhone 11","offer_id":42729899622494,"sku":"2936717_15392","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"iPhone 11 Pro","offer_id":42729899655262,"sku":"2936717_15393","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"iPhone 11 Pro Max","offer_id":42729899688030,"sku":"2936717_15394","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"iPhone 12 mini","offer_id":42729899720798,"sku":"2936717_15396","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"iPhone 12","offer_id":42729899753566,"sku":"2936717_15395","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"iPhone 12 Pro","offer_id":42729899786334,"sku":"2936717_15397","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"iPhone 12 Pro Max","offer_id":42729899819102,"sku":"2936717_15398","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"iPhone 13 mini","offer_id":42729899851870,"sku":"2936717_15400","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"iPhone 13","offer_id":42729899884638,"sku":"2936717_15399","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"iPhone 13 Pro","offer_id":42729899917406,"sku":"2936717_15401","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"iPhone 13 Pro Max","offer_id":42729899950174,"sku":"2936717_15402","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"iPhone 14","offer_id":42729899982942,"sku":"2936717_16125","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"iPhone 14 Plus","offer_id":42729900015710,"sku":"2936717_16129","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"iPhone 14 Pro","offer_id":42729900048478,"sku":"2936717_16127","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"iPhone 14 Pro Max","offer_id":42729900081246,"sku":"2936717_16131","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"iPhone 15","offer_id":42729900114014,"sku":"2936717_17715","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"iPhone 15 Plus","offer_id":42729900146782,"sku":"2936717_17717","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"iPhone 15 Pro","offer_id":42729900179550,"sku":"2936717_17719","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"iPhone 15 Pro Max","offer_id":42729900212318,"sku":"2936717_17721","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"iPhone 16","offer_id":42729900245086,"sku":"2936717_20306","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"iPhone 16 Plus","offer_id":42729900277854,"sku":"2936717_20307","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"iPhone 16 Pro","offer_id":42729900310622,"sku":"2936717_20308","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"iPhone 16 Pro Max","offer_id":42729900343390,"sku":"2936717_20309","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"iPhone 17","offer_id":42729900376158,"sku":"2936717_33989","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"iPhone 17 Air","offer_id":42729900408926,"sku":"2936717_33990","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"iPhone 17 Pro","offer_id":42729900441694,"sku":"2936717_33991","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"iPhone 17 Pro Max","offer_id":42729900474462,"sku":"2936717_33992","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0554\/8664\/4318\/files\/Top_of_One_s_Voice_Phone_Case_Ambrose_Bierce.png?v=1777778378"},{"product_id":"bad-company-bierce-devils-dictionary-phone-case","title":"Bad Company — Bierce Devil's Dictionary Phone Case","description":"\u003cp\u003eAmbrose Bierce spent decades assembling \u003cem\u003eThe Devil's Dictionary\u003c\/em\u003e, publishing its sardonic definitions in newspapers before they were collected in 1906. 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